Theft by Extortion, N.J.S.A. 2c:20-5

Theft by Extortion, N.J.S.A. 2c:20-5, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, blackmail, criminal defense, drunk driving, payola, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerHave you experienced a bitter breakup or falling out with another person? Did the drama seem to escalate like a soap opera with no end in sight? News reports indicate Toms River cops recently arrested an ex-boyfriend of Jenni “JWoww” Farley with extortion. The authorites claim the man threatened to divulge secrets about her to the media unless he received $25,000. The cops also claim he communicated the threat through Farley’s publicist. Oddly, the police publicized this on Instagram of all places! Any reasonably intelligent person will foreseeably wonder what the secrets entailed. But the police omitted them. Read More

Criminal Attempt, N.J.S.A. 2c:5-1

Criminal Attempt, N.J.S.A. 2c:5-1, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerFans of Bruce Springsteen around the world know down the shore everything’s all right. Unfortunately, recent news suggests some problems there for one Jersey Girl. Indeed, Wildwood City cops recently charged a nurse with various crimes involving prescription fraud, per their news release. The investigation began when a victim reported a female of Asian descent for allegedly filling out prescriptions in his name. And the cops claim they verified this with the pharmacy. The investigation developed when police received a subsequent complaint of an Asian female’s alleged attempt to fill a fraudulent prescription. This time, the suspect had not left the premises. Consequently, the police arrested her. Additional investigations indicate the nurse allegedly forged prescriptions on more than one date. Therefore, the cops charged her with forgery, obtaining prescription by fraud, and criminal attempt, per the news.
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Refusal to Submit to Breath Test Penalties, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50.4a

Refusal to Submit to Breath Test Penalties, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50.4a, New Jersey, Alcotest, Walk and Turn Test, One-Leg Stand Test, Nystagmus Test Procedures, Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus, Vertical Gaze Nystagmus, standardized field sobriety tests, Driving While Intoxicated, DWI, Driving Under the Influence, DUI, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerCops charged a Lake Hopatcong woman recently with Drunk Driving, Refusal, and other charges, per the news. Like a scene from a bad movie, the cops claim she allegedly crashed into two patrol vehicles in Jefferson, New Jersey. Indeed, they contend that she drove her SUV the wrong way before crashing head-on with one of the responders. And she kept going. Furthermore, she did not bring her SUV to a stop until after she struck a second patrol vehicle. Nevertheless, no one was injured. Consequently, the cops charged the woman with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, unsafe lane change, refusal to submit to breath test, driving the wrong way, and other motor vehicle violations. This post will provide a grid with refusal to submit to breath test penalties under New Jersey law. Read More

Drunk Driving Testimony in New Jersey

Drunk Driving, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50, New Jersey, Alcotest, Walk and Turn Test, One-Leg Stand Test, Nystagmus Test Procedures, Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus, Vertical Gaze Nystagmus, standardized field sobriety tests, Driving While Intoxicated, DWI, Driving Under the Influence, DUI, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerIf you feel you have been unfairly charged with drunk driving, then read on. Police in Bayonne, New Jersey, recently charged a gentleman with drunk driving and other offenses. News reports indicate the cops saw the gentleman running red lights and driving erratically. Moreover, the cops claim they determined during the stop that he had been drinking. But the news did not disclose what the cops observed during the stop to form a belief about his intoxication. This matters! Despite this omission, however, the cops charged him with driving while intoxicated. Read More


Careless Driving, N.J.S.A. 39:4-97

Careless Driving, N.J.S.A. 39:4-97Cops in Floram Park arrested a New Jersey mother after a car crash, per the news. She had her two children in the car during the afternoon collision on Columbia Turnpike. The children were not injured, per the media. But one of the officers claims he found an empty bottle of wine in the driver’s side door. Additionally, he claims she had trouble staying awake while he spoke with her. Consequently, the cops charged the mother with cruelty and neglect of children, drunk driving, and DWI with a minor passenger. Furthermore, the cops charged her with failure to maintain motor vehicle liability insurance. Moreover, they charged her with reckless driving and careless driving. Read More


DWI in a School Zone, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50(g)

DWI in a School Zone, Filomena's Law, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50g, Alcotest, Walk and Turn Test, One-Leg Stand Test, Nystagmus Test Procedures, Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus, Vertical Gaze Nystagmus, standardized field sobriety tests, New Jersey, Driving While Intoxicated, DWI, Driving Under the Influence, DUI, drunk driving, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerIf the cops in New Jersey charged you with DWI in a School Zone, then read on. Jersey City cops recently alleged that a man fled an accident and collided with about two dozen other vehicles before they arrested him. In addition, media reports indicate witnesses saw the motorist collide with seven vehicles. Furthermore, a tow truck operator claimed the incident involved 20 vehicles. The tow truck driver, whom the media neither identified nor qualified as a Drug Recognition Expert, claimed the driver was “high off something.” Nevertheless, the media quoted this lay witness as stating, “Like angel dust.” Police arrested the driver about one mile from the accident. Consequently, they charged him with DWI in a school zone. Additionally, they charged him with marijuana possession, DWI, reckless driving, and leaving the scene of an accident. Moreover, they charged him with careless driving and failure to report an accident. Read More


Failure to Disperse, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-1(b)

Failure to Disperse, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-1(b), New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerIf you like hair-raising stories, then read on. And if you like stories about bitch fights, then you will love this! It involves a woman in her thirties and three of Jersey City’s female cops. And these events resulted in charges for aggravated assault, obstruction, resisting arrest, bail-jumping, and failure to disperse, per the news.

According to the press, these events began to unfold when Jersey City cops responded to a car accident. While directing a large crowd away from the scene, however, cops got into a dispute with a woman. News reports allege this woman refused to release her grip on one officer’s hair. Read More


Stalking, contrary to N.J.S.A. 2c:12-10

Stalking, N.J.S.A. 2c:12-10, twitter, falk, facestalk, creeping, imran, stalkertunity, uncle jeff, creeping on, platto, galperning, cyberstalk, billie jean, itrippy, slender man, twictim, obsessively shadow, cr33p, stalk-ee, uche, lurceny, counter-stalk, BA, blueangel, nutrider, hanui, kabob, spooking, technostalker, yellow deeds, sweating me, abuse, fakebook, airport vultures, decarloing, stoogle, facestalking, pablo'ed, wayning, devil's switch, facebook mobile, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, drunk driving, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerLakewood cops charged a New Jersey man with invasion of privacy, stalking, and three counts of burglary, per the news. Arguably this means police have reason to believe the defendant committed burglary three times and the other offenses one time. Indeed, app dot com reported, “On three separate occasions, [the defendant] illegally entered the victim’s residence,” quoting a Lakewood police lieutenant.

But Internet news narratives only report two discreet occasions related to burglary. To begin, police claim the man broke into the married woman’s bathroom and installed a camera facing the shower. Accordingly, this appears to be the basis for one count of burglary. Read More


Driving Under the Influence of Marijuana, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50

Driving Under The Influence of Marijuana, N.J.S.A. 39:4-50, arathi, backyard boogie, Barney Bumble (The Best Purps in Town), BC, Bible worksheets, bis, bishop, blifter, bloop, bob, Bob Hope, bobatti, Bobby Brown, bongo, booboo shit, boogity brown, boone, bread, brown, brown buddha, brown frown, bubble kushy, bud, budski, Burger King, cabbage, Caracas, CDs, cess, cheatham, checkers, cheeba, cheg, chess, chicken, chronic, c-jizz, comic books, course notes, crunch, curley wurley, dagga, dak, Daniel Nuggetstone, dank, Dan K. Buddinhash, dankinstein, Dave, Detroit, diesel, dime, dirt weed, dodo, doja, doobage, dope, draw, dro, D's, dub sack or twamp, dumm, dunce, DVD's, eighth, electric puha, fire, freakus, friendship, frodis, funk, gangster gumbo, ganja or ganj, George, goo, good advice, good sh*t, goofy boots, grade — good-quality bud, Grandpa's medicine, grapes, grass, green tea, green, greenest of the goop, greenest of the green, g-regs, gregs, Guitar Hero, w:Guy Smiley, gwaai, hash, hashish, hay, headies, hemp, herb, herbsteins, hydro, ice cream, indo or endo, insangu, instaga, IZM, Jean, Jimmy, Kevin Bacon, kibs, kibbies, kif, kill, killer herb, killa, kind, kine bud, krinze, Kush, kushempeng, L, lamb's bread, lef, lemon G, little beasts, loud, lowes, lula, lye, magic cancer, magic, marijuana, Mary Jane, mbanje, Mannie Fresh. mannie, Mecca, Mexican kilobrick, mids, moss, 'Mostly [Maui Waui] man, but it's got some Labrador in it' mota, muggles, nay nay famous, newguys, nick, nickel, nodge, nug, nugget, nugs, Old Toby, outdo, O-Z, pakalolo, pot, ramín, reefbuds, Reggie Miller, regs, reefer, regs, rodeo, rolling, Sampson, sappad, schwag, schwanal, schwugs, scooby-doo, scratchy, sha-bang-a-bang-a, shake, sinsemilla, sinse, skin-up, skunk, smeed, snickle-fritz, soap bar, solid, spank, squirter-farter, sticks, sticky-icky-icky, stank, stuff, sweet G, tacos, tea, tiger fear, tree, forb, trees, trizer, tweed, wacky tobaccy, wacky baccy, weed, wheat, widdle, wizard, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, drunk driving, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerPolice in Middletown, NJ, charged a motorist after he allegedly struck a teenage boy on Halloween night, per the news. The charges against the motorist include assault with a motor vehicle while under the influence, possession of less than 50 grams of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving while under the influence of intoxicating liquor/drugs, possession of a controlled dangerous substance in a motor vehicle, reckless driving, careless driving, failure to yield to a pedestrian, and failure to use headlamps. Unsurprisingly, however, the police have not disclosed whether the DUI is for driving under the influence of marijuana, alcohol, or another intoxicating substance. Read More


Unsworn Falsification to Authorities, N.J.S.A. 2c:28-3

Unsworn Falsification to Authorities, N.J.S.A. 2c:28-3, deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, cheat, chicanery, con, craft, double-dealing, dupery, duplicity, fake, flimflam, fraud, fraudulence, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, imposture, racket, shakedown, sham, skunk, smoke, spuriousness, sting, swindle, treachery, bamboozle, duping, hoodwink, swindle, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerThe New Jersey Attorney General recently announced the conviction of a cop and his wife based on fraudulent fund applications. Accordingly, an Ocean County jury convicted the pair for stealing about $187,000 by filing false Superstorm Sandy relief fund applications. Indeed, the state’s case included testimony and evidence that the pair filed fraudulent applications for: FEMA assistance, a low-interest SBA disaster-relief loan, and state grants under the Homeowner Resettlement Program (RSP), the Reconstruction, Rehabilitation, Elevation and Mitigation Program (RREM), and the Sandy Homeowner and Renter Assistance Program (SHRAP) funded by the New Jersey Department of Human Services. Previously employed by the Hoboken Police Department, the jury convicted the cop and his his wife on charges of second-degree conspiracy, second-degree theft by deception, and six counts of fourth-degree unsworn falsification to authorities. Read More