Failure to Disperse, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-1(b)

Failure to Disperse, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-1(b), New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerIf you like hair-raising stories, then read on. And if you like stories about bitch fights, then you will love this! It involves a woman in her thirties and three of Jersey City’s female cops. And these events resulted in charges for aggravated assault, obstruction, resisting arrest, bail-jumping, and failure to disperse, per the news.

According to the press, these events began to unfold when Jersey City cops responded to a car accident. While directing a large crowd away from the scene, however, cops got into a dispute with a woman. News reports allege this woman refused to release her grip on one officer’s hair. Read More

False Public Alarms, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-3

False Public Alarms, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-3, New Jersey, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, drunk driving, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerNever is a good time to cause false public alarms — who in their right mind would argue with that? This is especially so based on the heightened nationwide tension following the tragic events at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. Nevertheless, multiple witnesses apparently heard an 18-year-old New Jersey student make alleged threats during school hours. Additionally, the suspect allegedly stated he was going to “shoot up the school,” per the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. But he made these alleged statements on February 9, per nj dot com. The events in Parkland, FL, however, transpired on Valentine’s Day. Read More

Loitering to Obtain or Distribute CDS, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-2.1

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lady, Wicky, Wicky stick, Wollie, Woo blunts, Woola blunt, Woolah, Woolas, Woolie, Woolie blunt, Woolies, Wooly blunts, Wooties, X, Yeh, Yellow submarine, Yen pop, Yeola, Yerba, Yerba mala, Yerhia, Yesca, Yesco, Zacatecas purple, Zambi, Zay, Zig Zag man, Zol, Zooie, ZoomGloucester Township police arrested 13 people after a two-month “drug house” investigation, per patch dot com. But apparently the house was actually an apartment, not a house. Indeed, detectives and the Gloucester Township Police Special Response Team (SWAT) executed a search warrant at the Fairways Apartment Complex. While at the scene investigating, police arrested 10 people with loitering to obtain or distribute CDS. Additionally, the cops charged three primary suspects with more serious crimes after they seized:

  • over 250 bags of alleged heroin,
  • a quantity of alleged marijuana,
  • a quantity of alleged fentanyl patches,
  • 118 alleged prescription pills,
  • and over $12,000 in cash.

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Disorderly Conduct, NJSA 2c:33-2

disorderly conduct, NJSA 2c:33-2, Atlantic County, Bergen County, Burlington County, Camden County, Cape May County, Cumberland County, Essex County, Gloucester County, Hudson County, Hunterdon County, Mercer County, Middlesex County, Monmouth County, Morris County, Ocean County, Passaic County, Salem County, Somerset County, Sussex County, Union County, Warren County, criminal defense, drunk driving, traffic ticket, juvenile, attorney, lawyerDo you remember Jake and Caroline in Sixteen Candles? Some people know how to throw a party! Similarly, a couple of Monmouth University football players recently hosted 200-300 people at a party, per nj dot com. They had more guests than some weddings! But when a fight broke out after they turned away 30 people, police responded from Deal, Ocean Township, Long Branch, and Allenhurst. In addition to causing a fight, apparently the rejection also caused the disgruntled guests to vandalize cars. In addition, police claim several smaller fights broke out as they tried to clear the premises. Thus far, the police charged only two tenants and a guest with various offenses, including Disorderly Conduct. Keep on reading!

Cyber-Harassment, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-4.1

cyber-harassment, n.j.s.a. 2c:33-4.1, new jersey, criminal defense, juvenile defense, attorney, lawyerPolice in Andover, NJ, charged three middle school students with cyber-harassment and harassment, per the news. About 13 to 14 years old, the youths allegedly posted an offending photo and comments on Instagram.The news, however, did not report the offensive statement. Instead, the news obliquely reported the trio posted the photo “along with alarming comments toward students,” per the police. Read more

Obstructing Highways and Other Public Passages, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-7

Obstructing Highways and Other Public Passages, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-7, marijuanaCarneys Point cops charged a man with possession, use, or being under the influence of marijuana under 50 grams and obstructing highways and other public passages. The police claim they found him around 10 a.m. on January 5, lying in a street, per nj dot com. Unsurprisingly, the news reported this man’s name, age, and the town where he lives. And perhaps just as unsurprisingly, the news did not report what the police observed when they found the man.
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Harassment, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-4

Harassment, N.J.S.A. 2c:33-4, New Jersey, NJ, Criminal Defense, Lawyer, Attorney, Mount Laurel, dog, cat, Gloucester County, Cumberland County, Salem County, Camden County, Burlington County, Atlantic County, Ocean County, Monmouth County, Mercer County, Union County, Essex County, Hudson CountyEarlier this year, Mount Laurel police charged the woman with stalking and harassment.

They claim to have caught the suspect smearing dog poop on a car last October, per the news.

Indeed, the cops caught her in the act in the middle of the night, per the media. ‘Twas the night before Mischief Night.

Previously, the owners had filed nine reports that someone had spread dog poop on and damaged their vehicles.

Score: Cats 1, Dogs 0 Read more